In India today 6 year old Indian Elephant Nelly had his first vindaloo. In preparation for the ensuing 'Deli Belly' Nelly's keepers built him a special 'Nelly sized' toilet. As you can see from his face this was a welcome luxury and he made good use of his newly built amenity. After a good hour or so enduring his first experience of the 'curry squits' Nelly enjoyed 3 barrels of Guiness before passing out on his hay-laden bed for the remainder of his evening.
After extensive tests experts are excited to have found a new form of instant liquid fertilizer that gives all their crops that spicy Indian taste straight out of the ground. Nelly however didn't seem as excited...