Sunday night featured the much anticipated Season 4 premiere of
HBO's hit horror drama,
True Blood. Many already know my feelings towards this
vampire program, particularly how it
pales desperately in comparison to a similar, yet SUPERIOR program of the like on the
CW ... But all that aside, I wouldn't be fit to speak on True Blood if I didn't actually WATCH it ...
(See how that works?)Last season left off with lead vampire
Bill burying rival, and vampire sheriff
Eric in cement and battling the vampire queen of Louisiana. Tortured
Tara left Bon Temps,
Jason became defacto guardian over a clan of panther-blooded hillbillies,
Lafayette was embracing his witch potential with his new boyfriend, and
Sookie, sick of being a corner in a vampire love-triangle, disappeared into
faerie world ... Yes. Literally.
Premiere? -
Lackluster. Returned painful endurance of
Anna Paquin's "
acting", we find Sookie rejecting glowing fruit and engaged in a
magical firefight with snaggle toothed elves. She comes back to the real world to discover
1 year gone by, although only a few minutes have passed for her.
(cop-out) They attempt to show how "things have changed", but it's just extended aftershock of last season's dangling plot lines ... Bill & Eric still vie for Sookie. Lafayette remains a skittish
disbeliever in witchcraft
(even though he's had a year to adjust and lives in a world with vampires). Jason, who was "
sorta a cop", is now "
a cop"...
The "
developments" are that Bill is now
King of Louisiana.
Sam, former mild manner bar owner who turned "dark" last year is running with a pack of anger embracing
shape-shifters. And Tara, perpetual victim of her own hot bloodedness, is now
calm and collected ... But also a cage-fighting drifter, in a lesbian relationship. The only worthwhile tale is of
Hoyt and
Jessica, playing house, and after only a year are ALREADY grown weary of the exercise.
My problem with True Blood, as one
Peter Griffin would put it, is that "
it insists upon itself." 85% of the show, to use a
Richard Roeper descriptor - is "
slick garbage". It's HBO, so they take every chance to remind you that with
needless gore and
violence, which they try to pass off as "
style".
Profanity, just for the sake of it, creates boring empty dialogue.
Nudity, under the same pretense, is just as tiresome.
It's one of those shows that you
WANT to like, and contains all the elements of something you
SHOULD ... But most of the characters lack any real depth or complexity, with the storytelling being simply lazy and unimaginative. Rather than starting off with something fresh, this season will be about "
teasing in the blanks" of what happened when we weren't watching ... Yawn. I'm not impressed.
Agree or disagree? True Blood viewers are made up of either "fans" that continue trying to
CONVINCE themselves that it's "good", or people that are left
unsatisfied week after week, continually scratching their heads as to why the show lacks any real
bite.